Sunday, May 26, 2019

TV Adverts

One of the liaisons that annoys me skilful about are TV intimates. Now, I think that TV equals are a bit like marmite, you either love them or you hate them. Person all in ally I absolutely loathe them seeing as I crap wind them really irritating as do most people. Whenever an advert comes on the TV I usually switch the channel to another programme thats on until my programme comes back on. Why? Because TV adverts are just ridiculously annoying and so time consuming.One of the things that annoys me the most is when you get to change the channel because you dont want to watch the advert but then you end up completely forgetting about your first programme causing you to miss it. I mean I believe that TV adverts are basically hated by everybody. To me there is nothing worse than watching your favourite programme and having to wait about 5 minutes during adverts to find out what happens next. For example, lets set the scene, youre hinge onting at home looking for something good to watch.You find a horror film that looks quite good and that has just started. You start to really enjoy the movie, youre dying to know whats going to happen, youre on the edge of your seat and the rising suspense is unbearable. Youre just getting to the best bit and all is about to be revealed when suddenly the darkness from your screen is replaced by bright light. The creepy tension construct music has g unrivaled and now your ears are filled by with nice calming music as the John Lewis clearance advert begins.Then you have to sit there for the next five minutes having to listen to people telling you whats the best car insurance or the best place to take a crap for food and other really weird adverts. When the darkness and creepy music at last return your sense of excitement is gone and the suspense just poopt be replaced. Usually by this point I just turn off the movie and watch whatever other programmes are on at that time but if you can get straight back into the movie t hen I applaud you because that never happens for me. I cant even fully express my hatred for these adverts that ruin everything at the moment.To be honest though its not only the fact that adverts just embark on up at the worst times but also what they contain. You dont know how many times Ive caught myself humming the go compare advert at the most random of times. I havent actually heard the go compare advert in ages as the makers of the advert have stopped the singing, thankfully but its the fact that its so memorable that makes it annoying. Just the other day I was looking later on my baby cousin and I started to hum go compare and she actually started to calm down, although my aunty saw me and looked at me as if I had two heads.Another thing is how adverts advertise so many different types of insurance you could buy, or different loan websites such as MA and quick quid. And dont get me started on all the different bingo and gambling adverts that annoy me so much. To be honest though its how they advertise them that annoy me. They advertise things in such a way that everyone feels the need to go and spend everything they have just to make their lives easier or to put them higher on the social ladder.However one thing I hate more commercials are infomercials. On those very rare occasions when I wake up too early and all that is on is teleshopping, I am literally about ready to kill myself. I then have to endure about an hour of a ladle of crap being advertised to me such as jewellery and vacuums. Anyway enough of my little rant against TV adverts now. I hope I have managed to persuade you to send TV adverts in to room 101 and if not then you can just send me so I can finally be away from them.

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